Tuesday, August 17, 2010

It's Not F-ing Easy Being Green

If you have followed my blog for any length of time, you know that I have a wee bit of a crush on Christian Bale. And Hugh Jackman. And Paolo Nutini. And, yes, okay, Chauncey Chocodile (it takes a while to eat a Chocodile - if you catch my drift, and I think you do).

That's a pretty prestigious list of hotness and/or delicious Hostess snack cake peddlers. I honestly didn't think anyone else merited my list of those-I-cannot-get-within-10-miles-of-thanks-to-restraining-orders, but I was totally wrong. Or perhaps that should be toadally wrong (that's not punny).

A friend and mutual Bale lover (he's heterosexual*) recently sent me a link pointing out the uncanny resemblance between Bale and Kermit the Frog. Apparently, this has been circulating the tubes for a while, but I had somehow missed it. Regardless, I can't believe I never noticed Kermit's striking good looks. He's obviously Bale's froggelganger (someone stop me).

I was raised on Sesame Street; watched The Muppet Show religiously on Friday nights; and saw every muppet movie ever created - including the horrifically bad Muppets from Space (you're not a real fan unless you endure muppets singing "Celebration").

Sure, I liked Kermit and all but da-yummm. I can honestly say I never noticed how smoking hot Kermit is until I saw how much he looks like my boy Bale. After a little research, I learned the frog has some Bale badassiness, too. Here Kermit is losing it on set.

Oh, Miss Piggy. I get it now. No wonder you've never really moved on. You know what they say: once you've had frog, you're not the same hog.

Kermit just made my list.


* - heterosexual, unless he can score with Christian Bale and/or Kermit the Frog

1 comment:

  1. The Kermit Bale link you posted is for the sequel set that was posted a year later. The original Kermit Bale posting on ONTD has far more comparisons. ;) Do a quick Google Search and you will find it. (It is also on Wiki) ;)